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Tom Offland lives in London. He keeps a blog at: www.happyhealthynormal.tumblr.com
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Paradise Locked
Paradise Locked The stooges and the populace locked down And thereafter the Shah had gained…
Residue
Residue A Cento of Rejections :Residue: “Neither Maya ever died nor ever dies the heart,…
Backwards story about nothing (really)
Let me tell you one story. The one that makes no sense and is nothing…
Wrongfully Accused by Gonsalves Mpili
The court hired me/ My role of which I know/ My instincts pushed me into…
A Song My Heart Dances To by Gonsalves Mpili
Thought of a genre, Undefined, Who wrote it? I sound a detective to myself, Solving…
Paradise Locked
Paradise Locked The stooges and the populace locked down And thereafter the Shah had gained…
Residue
Residue A Cento of Rejections :Residue: “Neither Maya ever died nor ever dies the heart,…
Cinema
We landed at YVR and I waited with Greg to get his suitcase…
You, Wandering Stranger…
You; Wandering Stranger for Aparna S., whose letter prompted this sequence. I These hieroglyphs! How…
Interview with Dylan Kinnett
Dylan Kinnett is a nice guy who can blow your mind and drop a catchphrase (and…
Master List of Unusual Satisfactions
Master List of Unusual Satisfactions I was recently invited by Mr. Zouch to create a…
The Master List of Pro Wrestling Finishing Moves
Once upon a time, professional wrestling in the United States was a “real” combat sport.…
“It’s our media.” Patreon Campaign
On April 28, 2015, In the SHED will be launching a Patreon campaign aimed at…
Fantasy Film Remakes
Zouch reveals its list of fantasy Hollywood remakes, imagining how some of America's finest directors…
The Evolution of the Telephone: WhatsApp, and Speaking in Stickers
The Evolution of the Telephone: WhatsApp, and Speaking in Stickers
{Poetry} Critical Superiority + 2 poems
{Poetry} by John Ebersole
Puddles Like Pillows
When it started, it seemed like a convenient novelty. But things changed fast. This is…
{Poetry} Family Cure for Panic
{Poetry} by Robin Richardson
Art Shots! Pascal Janssen: Intimate Glimpses of the Surreal and Familiar
Belgium-based artist Pascal Janssen knows how to work with faces. Janssen's work is instantly recognizable…
{Poetry} that is not how / it’s supposed to work + 1 poem
{Poetry} by Jeremy Stewart
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