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Kyle Kyle

Bio: If you were to take a case of beer, a bottle of whiskey, a vinyl record and a T-Rex, then blend them all up into a thick slurry…You’d get the essence of KyleStrong.

Extreme-Makeover-Home-Edition

HATEMAIL: Dear ABC’s Extreme Makeover, Home Edition

I’m writing this letter on behalf of people who have watched your show and have been able to blow past the sappy bullshit, to realize that something just ain’t quite right.

Commentary, Culture
easily offended ppl button

HATEMAIL: Dear Easily Offended People

I’m writing this letter on behalf of everyone who is sick of tip toeing through a conversation for fear of opening Pamela’s Box (Pamela is Pandora’s younger, more easily offended sister. And instead of opening the box and releasing unspeakable evil upon the world, if you open Pamela’s Box you release judgement and condemnation over minor issues).

Commentary, Culture
HATEMAIL Buy Foreign Stickers

HATEMAIL: Dear People Who Have Those “Keep Buying Foreign” Stickers

I’m writing this letter on behalf of myself, who is getting increasingly more annoyed with the frequency with which I see these stickers.

Commentary, Culture
Dear PETA,

Letter From An Angry Man: Dear PETA,

I’m writing this letter on behalf of all the people in the world who eat meat, (tasty, tasty meat), and are sick of you trying to make us feel guilty.

Commentary, Culture
Letters From An Angry Man: Dear Hipsters

Letters From An Angry Man: Dear Hipsters

Dear Hipsters, I’m writing this letter on behalf of the people who are sick of hearing that what we like and enjoy, isn’t cool because too many people like and enjoy it too

Commentary, Culture
Letter From An Angry Man: Dear Coffee Snobs

Letter From An Angry Man: Dear Coffee Snobs

I’m writing this letter on behalf of all the people who are in a rush, but end up being late because we get stuck behind you at our favourite coffee dispensing establishment…

Commentary, Culture
Letters From an Angry Man: Dear Perez Hilton

Letters From an Angry Man: Dear Perez Hilton

Why does anyone listen to Perez Hilton? What does this weirdo actually do or know?

Commentary, Culture
Batman and Robin

Letters From An Angry Man: Dear 1990’s Batman,

A rant on the ambiguous, yet obvious gay side of the 1990s film version of Batman and Robin.

Commentary, Culture, Film
Dog Dressed up with a necklace

Letters From An Angry Man: Dear People Who Dress Up Their Dogs;

Professional Canadian radio host Kyle Gallagher discuss the merits of dressing your dog up like it's a person.

Commentary, Culture, Style
Glee cast gets blasted - they suck

Letters From An Angry Man: Dear Glee;

I am writing this on behalf of people who, because of you, now have bleeding ears…

Commentary, Culture, Music

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